COMIC BOOKS FROM THE EVIL PLANET XORON--imagine if your favorite comic book came to life with hostile aliens.

Coming soon from Firedrake's Weyr

by Jane Greenhill

“Your patience has paid off,” Brabora said to his underling Esoong.

Sighing deeply, they both dropped from the upright position to four legs and used their extended tail to cover the central lobe.

A species of highly evolved Komodo dragon, they were left extremely sensitive to the light from the blue moon that circled their planet Xoron.

As the moon rotated away, Esoong gazed in adoration at the senior Xoronite. He scratched his reptilian forehead, with his left claw. Scales broke off in the dry heat, disappearing as they hit the clay base of the planet.

 

 

I was a Teenage ALIEN--even aliens have annoying siblings

by Jane Greenhill

COMING SOON from www.thewildrosepress.com

"You're so lucky having your best friend live so close to you. Mine lives on another planet." Oh stars, what did I just say? Why is it as a humanoid I can't control my mouth?

"You're right, Nic, she is really funny and cute, too," Josh said.

 

He looked sideways at me, and I got really warm. Maybe that's what she meant when she said Josh had the hots for me. He did make me warm. Funny how I could feel hot, tough, when my skin looked like a chickens, all covered in small bumps.

He stopped in the middle of the cement and turned me around to face him. He reached forward and touched my nose. So I did what any ananoid would do, I slapped him. Not nearly as effective as when I used my antenna, but it had the same result.

Oops, I didn't think I was supposed to do that. I might have put his nose out of joint.

"What the snap was that for? I was just wiping a bit of ice cream off your nose. Man you pack a wallop." He bent over with his head in his hands, causing his ball cap to fall onto the ground.

I bent down to pick it up, figuring it was the least I could do, and realized I'd made another mistake.....

 

THE DUSTBUNNIES--be careful when you drop that pencil in the classroom

now available from www.firedrakesweyr.com

by Jane Greenhill

 

“The school cleaning staff is not at work due to a breakdown in contract negotiations,” my math teacher Mr. Telequist said, holding a wooden meter stick like a cane and limping across the room. Rumour has it he’d been teaching Grade Five math before the invention of the decimal system. He had more white hairs sticking out of his ears than on the top of his head. He had an eye stigmatism that made it seem like he was winking at you behind glasses that were thicker than old-fashioned Coke bottles.

 

 

now available from Wild Rose Press:

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VORTEX TO THE OJIBWA--time traveling teens get a summer they didn't bargain for

by Jane Greenhill

download now at www.thewildrosepress.com

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“This dial up service sucks big time,” I whined to anyone who would listen, but unfortunately the only ears belonged to my brother Bobby and the ears in question were large, dumbo sized. He, of course, had his stupid head stuck in a book.

See what I was forced to put up with.

A brother who reads over summer vacation. Why couldn’t I have a cool brother, like my friend Eve? Her sib Samuel was a lifeguard and camp counselor and the love of my life.

Too bad he didn’t know I existed.